60 minutes on fet

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Author : https://fetlife.com/users/1662878/posts/4069642

58 minutes on fet

He's starting out on Fetlife
He's out for kinky sex
He's photographed his Johnson
And stolen someone's pecs

He's been on fifty minutes
And he's starting to get vexed
Where are those desperate women?
Where is his kinky sex?

It's getting most annoying
He's really quite perplexed
Why aren't these sluts replying
To his 'How r u' texts?

It's not like he's not trying -
He wrote his profile specs
It took him a coupl'a minutes
He even tried spell check.

It's time to try a group -
It's time to ask those fecks
Why's it so hard to get replies?
Where is his kinky sex?

They tell him 'Go to munches'
What the bloody heck?
Is that some kind of code?
Cock-blocking smart alecs

What do you mean by munches?
What happens there? He checks
Do I need a collar,
Do I take off my kecks?

Too shy, no time, my job!
He says, Think of the effects!
He cannot understand it
This isn't what he expects

He thought that just past teatime:
Loads of pussy to inspect!
Instead he's hearing talk of
Socials, limits and respect?

What a load of rubbish!
That website is a wreck
It's full of fakes and losers
There is no kinky sex.